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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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