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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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