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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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