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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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