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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗
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