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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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