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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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