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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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