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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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