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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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