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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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