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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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