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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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