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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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