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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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