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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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