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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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