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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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