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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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