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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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