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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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