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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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