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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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