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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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