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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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