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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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