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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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