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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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