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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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