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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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