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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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