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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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