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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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