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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.