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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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