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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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