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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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