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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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