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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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