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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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