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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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