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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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