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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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