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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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