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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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