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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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