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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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