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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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