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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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