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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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