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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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