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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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