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Pet death

My step-auntie Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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